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Happy endings massage3/27/2023 ![]() ![]() “She told me, ‘We need to take a shower,’ and took her clothes off. It had a mirror, a single bed pushed up against the wall and a shower stall at one end.” The madam was like ‘Pick the one you like’ and I was like, ‘Um, they all look lovely, can you just recommend one?’” I mean, I’d seen it on Soi Cowboy but now they were doing it for me, not for the table next to me, it was different.” “But here are all these girls in front of me and the penny’s dropping. I have no dildo here and a carrot’s just not doing it for me - and there are some pretty big carrots here as well.” I was like, ‘I feel horny, I want to get off. “That’s when I started to realize that I hadn’t really thought this through. I mean, when you go for a normal massage, you don’t pick the masseuse, they just give you whoever is free.” “Then, boom! Out walks this big lineup of girls and I’m supposed to pick one. “She was like, ‘Yes, yes, and yes.” It cost THB2,000 (US$61). “By the third place I had my checklist and was feeling like a pro: ‘Yes, I know it’s a special massage,’ ‘Can you service women?’ and ‘Do you take credit cards?” If that’s not it, I’m not gonna keep trying.” I thought, ‘You know what? That’s a sign, I’ll try one more place. I went to a nearby cash machine but it was empty. “Anyway, that place turned out to be cash only and I didn’t have enough. “That’s when it dawned on me, ‘Oh this might be a thing, places might just not service women. Or didn’t want to, which is fair enough.” None of the other girls could do it, apparently. They had to go into the back and check if someone was there. “They were like, ‘Oh…dai,’ like it’s questionable but okay. “At the second place I tried, I assured them that I knew they only offered ‘special massage’ and asked, ‘Women dai mai ka? (Do you service women?)” Can I get one?’ They looked dumbfounded, like ‘Huh?’ and said, ‘Oh no, woman cannot,’ in this judgemental tone, like a slap in the face.” “I went to the first place and they were like, ‘Oh sorry, madam this is special massage,’ and I said, ‘Chai. Janie started at one of those places with a name like Teen Dream, where the women, many old enough to have teen daughters themselves, are dressed in matching, skimpy dresses and eating noodles on the front steps. If I had expected anything, it was a massage first and foremost and secondary was this…additional bonus,” she said. “I imagined the massage, some fondling, some bum stroking and she’d get me off. That’s what I was after: a proper oil massage, get the knots out of my back, make it sexy, and please me at the end.” “I was really horny but I was in the mood for what I thought this was going to be: an actual massage with a happy ending. I hadn’t picked which massage place I wanted to try yet but I knew I was going that night, that’s why we were on that street.” Janie was turned down by two places before she found one that would even take a female customer. ![]()
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